Tuesday, 29 April 2008

• My awesome birthday limericks from Elaine!

  A nerdy biology limerick!

  There once was an environmental scientist named Tamara
  Who landed in California like a samara.
  There she studied the birds
  Til she became quite the nerd
  And they gathered about her like remora.

  for those that needed it (like me):

  samara = "an indehiscent, usually one-seeded winged fruit"
  remora = "marine fishes with a flattened elongated body
  and a sucking disk on the head for attaching to large fish
  or moving objects"
  

   

   

  A wushu one

   

  There once was a woman named Tami,

  Whose 'strong your eye' made foes' palms go clammy.

  None dared stand in her way

  When there was hell to pay

  Because with one punch she could deliver a double whammy.

   

   

  A friendly one!

   

  There once was a woman named Tami,

  Whose friendship made those around her quite happy.

  With her listening ear

  And her wisdom so clear

  She made everyone feel like family.

  
  And one to grow on!

  I have a great friend I call Tams.
  She and I have similar dams.
  Though we don't talk enough,
  She's always there when it's rough,
  I am so glad she's my friend, yes I yams!

  I  Elaine!

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